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Kat's Dragon Palace

Home of   K. R. U. N. C. H.   (Knights Roasted using a Nice Collection of Herbs)

























































































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K. R. U. N. C. H. Scrapbook

Enter the darkness. Leave the light.
Here be nightmare. Here be fright.
Here be dragon, flame and flight.

Here be spit-fire. Here be grief.
So curse the bones of unbelief.
Curse the creeping treasure thief.

Curse much worse the dragon slayer.
Curst his purse and curse his payer.
Curse these words. Preserve their sayer.

Earth, water, fire, air.
Prepare to meet a creature rare.

Enter now, if you dare.
Enter now, the dragon's lair.

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Dragon's Horde

Welcome to the home for the preservation of Dragons and the furthering of the   K. R. U. N. C. H.   Society.

K. R. U. N. C. H.   has a threefold purpose:

Here you can also find pages devoted to:


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The Education of Dragons in how to properly dispose of Knights

Step 1: Remember, fast food is bad for you, so first remove the knight from his steed. If you so choose, the steed may be released or used as an appetizer.

Step 2: Decide whether you would like to have a roasted, of for those who are watching their weight, a broiled dinner.

Step 3: If you wish to roast your meal, take the accompanying lance and use as a spit. Turning evenly, roast your meal using the handy supplied metal as a conductor. When it is starting to blacken, remove from your flame.
For those choosing the broiling method, locate a body of water and bring it to a boil. Dip in your knight and leave it in for five to ten minutes. Make sure you do not leave it unattended, since they have a bad habit of trying to escape.

Step 4: Peel off the shell, season to taste, and eat while it is still warm.

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How to properly Horde:
including the best selection methods for creating a well-rounded treasure collection

The most important step when beginning a horde is determining if you wish to specialize, or if you would rather have a broader horde. Both are equally accepted. It is recommended that books should be chosen not only be the esteem they can bring you, but also by their content and usefulness. If you are seeking to have a broader base, I would advise checking with your fellow hoarders for some recommendations as to possible additions for your collection. For those who are the purists, or the specialty collectors, finding works in your specialty that also relate to other specialties are wonderful discoveries, which is why you should not discount those who collect out of your area. For any hoarder, it is expected that you should obtain the entirety of a series if at all possible. Any books once obtained that do not meet the standards of your collection should be disposed of so that they do not lower the worth of the rest of the collection.

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Connecting Dragons worldwide thru meetings and events.

Upcoming Events Moons (Dates) Juicy Innards (Details)
B. Y. O. K. Potluck Dinner
(Bring Your Own Knight)		 Next Full Moon
fullmoon 		Come to the next potluck dinner, where we have a moonlight roast (knights over an open flame). As Mirana is still lamenting the loss of her son, who had an accident while playing with his food, we regret to announce that you are no longer allowed to bring fresh food, so please kill it before you arrive.
Dart Championships Hunter's Moon
fullmoon 		Bring your favorite Knights on a Lance to compete for the acclaimed Worldwide title of "Lanced-Alot."
Crescent Crocheting Every Half Moon
halfmoon 		Come learn how to knit and crochet with the girls. We would appreciate if you would not come if you have a cold or have been sneezing often recently.
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Meeting		 Next Lunar Eclipse
eclipse 		Come hear the latest news and decide on the important topics that have come up since the last meeting. This will be even more exciting since it will be a Penumbral Lunar Eclipse, which means we can better terrify the peasants.